I was watching Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith the other night and I came to a startling conclusion. It is my suspicion that Palpatine is Anakin’s father. It all comes together:
- Anakin was “spawned by the midichlorians”.
- Palpatine can use the Dark Side to influence the midichlorians to “create life”.
- Profit.
*In an earlier post at darryn.net, I wrote that my girlfriend came up with this theory. She has since corrected me. Her theory was that Darth Plagueis was Anakin’s father. So this one is my theory.
No! I was created by the force by it’s own will.
Darth Plagueis loved Shmi and done her up but when he turned to the shit side AKA Darkside she wanted to forget about him.
Darth P was a powerful jedi extremely in fact.
So I also became TEH POWERFULL!.
Anyways STAR WARS IS TEH FAKE FORGET ABOUT IT!
Hmm Lucas does say in the 3rd Episode that the force created him, I think he might have forgotten is original story in the old times of Episoe 4-6 😐