I’ll try to explain it like this:

An Audi jumps from a marina, rolls in the air, catches just the right part on a hook suspended from a crane, and then lands, with sod-all damage to the car.

Obviously I’m not driving robust enough cars: I must go and buy an Audi.

There’s other 100% implausible stuff in there, and it’s all in good fun. Like, implausible as only the French can make it.

Three stars, plus a half for the French-looking chick in lingerie with the guns. Luc Besson, you’ve done it again.